Well blow me, look what’s new!

iSteam just got steamier.
Introducing iSteam 2.0. Still hot but definitely cooler, this version of iSteam no longer has sounds resembling a “constipated horse.” And for our users concerned that “someone is strangling my grandma” worry no more! iSteam now squeaks rather than squeals! Our other hot new features include:

* The Slow-Blow. (That’s not as rude as it sounds-You can now see more realistic steam effects, gradually fogging up your screen.)
* Control at your fingertips. Literally. Using our new TapForce technology, you can choose your own finger size and pressure options.
* Choose to switch droplets on or off. (You can also switch off sounds, although you surely won’t want to now we’ve got rid of that constipated horse!)
*Feeling lazy? Create a work of art with one of our shiny new pre-loaded backgrounds and save it with just one click.
*User friendlier menu.
*Take a one-click wander into what Great Apps are up to.

The new iSteam 2.0: Let yourself get hotter and steamier. Go on. You know you want to…